Essex Fells Country Club

I have been calling a couple times over a year and a half, which I forgot to follow up upon with the staff about a family membership. Right now was the right time, so I went to go take a picture of the court for my family, given I had not last time due to a harassing member who is this upper class tennis court ahole that never grew up from high school (his actions and past conversations with the guy) and is an idiot in social settings, which is confirmed by the fact he is still playing sports at age 30+ (whom has the accumulated income that surmounts to less than 1% of my family investments, father worked on the NYSE in HR as a VP). This harrassibg member called the police and said I was trespassing, even though I had asked a female member if I could take a picture for my family. I had shown the police my pictures, and had addressed the situation with the narcissist with a hidden insecurity complex in social settings/weak man. They gave me a 55 dollar ticket for being in the wrong side of the road across the yellow lines (asking for the boss number from one of the workers across the fence), instead of giving me points on my record because of how ridiculous the situation was, and told me to join the club across the road (which is higher quality and better value), while giving me a paper that was issued by the boss of this club to not be on the property again (there are people who walk their dogs on the property from every nearby neighborhood, every day.) Long story short, I went back to my apartment complex, which was 1 minute away and closer to the golf course than the club house on the golf course (100% accurate), to find the officer in the middle of the yellow lines, at the end of the road (even worse). I reported them to the head of the essex fells police department to have my ticket voided and the officer reported. Idiots in social settings. Mission accomplished, keep playing with your tennis balls scumbag.

I went here for a Christmas party thrown by my company. The staff was very kind and attentive. As for the food, it was delicious! Surprisingly, it also seemed relatively healthy, which is not what I was expecting from a buffet style lunch. If eating clean is a concern of yours, you will probably be okay here. Additionally, the club has kosher meals on supply, which came in handy for one member of our party. All in all, a great experience!

I wanted to share the wonderful experience my grandson had at the Essex Fells kid Camp. Being he lives in NYC, he was not exposed to playing Lacrosse, Tennis, Golf, swimming and arts and crafts. The commraderie and attention re received was wonderful. The counselors were all exceptionally kind and very giving. They provided the basis for learning and sports skills but most importantly they instilled confidence in each child to furthering their enjoyment and capabilities. Leadership and structure was present at all times, and have left an indelible mark on my grandson in the time he was there. A very positive experience and one I will continue with.

I don't know who is the responsible for the marketing or online campaigns at this place, but someone from Washington DC broke into my Google account and generated a U$ 20,00 charge (something about R$ 120,00 on my country currency) on Google Ads for a campaign dedicated to Country Club Essex Fells website. It coasted me several hours and e-mails to not have my Google Account suspended for this charge and I'd like to register my consternation with the situation that I've been put in even thought I have absolutely nothing to do with.